The lights in my Christmas Tree

I had a haircut, I painted my nails, and and and.. My Christmas tree is up!!!

Took me 3 hours to do it yesterday.

This is my first time doing the ribbons this way.

One thing that fell short was the LIGHTS. It was only AFTER I finished the tree that I realised that every alternate lights weren't working. ='(

GAH! I didn't take them out, but I did put in the second set of lights that we have. It was leceh la, trying to squeeze through all the ornaments without messing the tree up. Haha

Kin Lim said WHAT?!

This is what happened during our phone conference on Skype.
Also, remember last time's case of "Jooying said what?!"




[9:25:03 PM] Andrea Tim: fine i go bathe first

[9:25:07 PM] terrance low: that why i ask u go bathe

[9:25:08 PM] terrance low: lolx

[9:25:09 PM] Andrea Tim: when you guys supposed to hand this in la

[9:25:09 PM] Michelle: love you

[9:25:12 PM] terrance low: ok i go cock mee

[9:25:13 PM] Michelle: muaks

[9:25:13 PM] Andrea Tim: of course you do

[9:25:14 PM] Michelle: tomorrow

[9:25:15 PM] terrance low: tMl

[9:25:17 PM] Andrea Tim: COCK WHAT?!

[9:25:17 PM] terrance low: TML

[9:25:18 PM] Michelle: haha

[9:25:23 PM] Andrea Tim: WTH!!!

[9:25:24 PM] terrance low: cook

[9:25:33 PM] Andrea Tim: I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU WANNA COCK, MAN!

[9:25:37 PM] Andrea Tim: WTH!!

[9:25:46 PM] terrance low: anaconda?

[9:25:47 PM] Michelle: anakonda

[9:25:47 PM] terrance low: lolx

[9:25:51 PM] Michelle: anaconda

[9:25:52 PM] Michelle: hahahah

[9:25:57 PM] Michelle: sausage

[9:26:00 PM] Andrea Tim: andrea has achieved yet ANOTHER level of restraining laughter, it's amazing how many levels she's climbing right now

[9:26:00 PM] terrance low: sausage

[9:26:02 PM] terrance low: cheese

[9:26:07 PM] Andrea Tim: wth

[9:26:09 PM] Andrea Tim: COCK

[9:26:12 PM] Andrea Tim: he wants to COCK MEE

[9:26:16 PM] Andrea Tim: wth

[9:26:22 PM] Michelle: post it on blog

[9:26:24 PM] Andrea Tim: YEAHHHH

[9:26:26 PM] terrance low: WTH

[9:26:29 PM] Andrea Tim: YEAH!

[9:26:33 PM] Michelle: lets do it now

[9:26:34 PM] Michelle: haha

[9:26:37 PM] terrance low: stupid

[9:26:38 PM] terrance low: no

[9:26:41 PM] Andrea Tim: yes

[9:26:50 PM] terrance low: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo



Moral of the story: Be sure to check what you type before you press enter. Hahaha

Go become a PILOT, CK!!

This article shall henceforth be known as CK's article. Fwahla. hahahahahaha


Congratulations Mummeeeeeee!!!!! You're FAMOUS! hahaha.. Gold Coast, jangan main-main!!! I heard you've got your room facing the BEACH some more!


By the way you look like you got your head SMACKED onto the top of the Air Asia plane. Hahahah.. Cannot la.. Tak balance nanti. XD

http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2009/11/21/central/5120850&sec=central


You go train to become a pilot and come back and show off your flying skills and NOT make people like my mum puke in the plane. Hahahaha!

TADAAAA!!!!

*sings in my own lyrics to the tune*

It's the moosst wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeaaar.
When my exams are over,
With Christmas round the corner,
And freedom awaaaaaaaaiiiiiiitts,
Iiiiit's the most, wonderful time, OF THE YEEAAARR!!!!!!!


YAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six hours to go

Six hours. SIX MORE HOURS before I am FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Public Relations examination. 2-4pm. My last paper. And then, and then, and then I'm FREEEEEEEEE TO BE MEEEEEEEEE for more than two months!!!!

I am now revising the subject one last time. Plus typing this post. Hahah

When I come home this evening, Imma be screamin'!! whoo! And so would the Tooh (Ashley). The Tooh's final paper is today also. Holidays start at 4pm today for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will come back later for another screaming post.

Of kerabau, ciken wings, kantut, and peeing on blankets

Remember one of my previous posts, where I posted this photo of an essay about a kid who saw "seekor hantu" and at one point even made the hantu scared??

Roselyn posted another four essays from a different person (these four were written by ONE same person). Looks like the teacher made the kid re-write his/her "Terima Kasih Datuk" (thank you, grandpa) essay, but it only got worse and worse!!

Mad, mad props to the kid, I say. *laughs like mad* Creativity, WAYYYYY off the charts. My favourite is number 3. Kid's even got time to curse at his brother. Hahahaha


(essay 1) Sebuah kerabau yang terlampau laju.
Saya aba bawah lastik buduh.




(essay 2) Mesti ada puting beliung ni.
Saya sangat kenyang sebab teminum banyak air.
Saya sangat sedih sebab datuk saya rutan pantat saya.
Saya benci datuk saya. (Eh kenapa pulak! Kan datuk kau dah pigi kasi selamat kau??)




(essay 3) Memangang sayap ciken wing...
Si gutuk ternampak. Dia kasi repot sama datuk saya...

Saya benci si gutuk. Tingulah saya kancing selimut kau malan kotoh (translation from Bahasa Budak Ini to English: I hate that si gutuk. You wait, Imma pee on your blanket at night.) XD

Hahahahahahahahaha he forgot to put off the fire when he hid the fireworks in his shirt!!!!




(essay 4) Seketul ular yang telampau betul besar terdengar saya tekantut.

Memang buduh sial ular yang boleh bejalan itu bubut dia kerana teda tikus limpas hahah. Ada pulak dia bilang mak dia kasi dia makan telur tadi pagi, lalu tekantut! Ish, budak ni. Oh, and notice the reference to the old kerabau!


Best part is, the teacher never gave him anything below a D minus.=___=
Kalau aku, NAH ambik engkau gagal trus!

Bamby Bieber

JUSTIN BIEBER.

Sings awesome, gorgeous, plays the guitar, the piano, the drums, and the djembe.





He's 15.


I can hear glass smashing. Hahaha..


Nevermind the glass. Here's why I like him!





The only thing I tak faham about his music videos is why they gotta keep getting girls who look so much older than him. =(

Scaaaared!!!

I dowana fail Marketing!!!!! I dowana fail ANY subject!! *breathe breathe breathe*

Huu.. I'm done with Marketing, Screen&Sound and Journalism tests/exams, and I've still got *stewpid* Malaysian Studies and Public Relations exams this coming Thursday and Friday respectively.

*SCREAMS*

I did my marketing exam today, which wasn't too bad I thought, the objective was quite easy, but my essay. Uhhh....I guess it depends on whether or not I got all the points down. Hahah.. But AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRH! I know forgot some points lar!!!!!!!! Dammit dammit dammit... I'm like on the blinking BORDERLINE for Marketing weyh. Deemmit.

Scared la

Movie wish-list

These are some of the many movies I want to watch. Some have already been released, others will be released in due time.

Rollover the titles to see if I've attached the link to the trailer. Those with links are the ones I want you guys to check out!


SHERLOCK HOLMES
- Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams


A CHRISTMAS CAROL
- Jim Carey


DEAR JOHN
- Channing Tatum =D, Amanda Seyfried
*sit next to me while watching this trailer to see me smile like a love-sick puppy*


500 DAYS OF SUMMER
- Joseph Gordon Levitt =D, Zooey Deschanel
*same as in "Dear John". Hahah*


OLD DOGS
- John Travolta, Robin Williams, Seth Green
see also, Old Dogs trailer


THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE
- Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams


THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS
- Heath Ledger, Christopher Plummer, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Colin Farrell


THE BLIND SIDE
- Sandra Bullock


PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
- Jake Gyllenhaal


LEGION
- Dennis Quaid, Paul Bettany


New Moon
- Robert Pattinson, Kristin Stewart, Taylor Lautner


2012
- John Cusack, Amanda Peet

The awesome day I almost missed

I was supposed to be either still at college or at home, 'dilligently' doing my work for tomorrow's stupid presentation.

But I wanted SO MUCH to go for the lunch with most of AJ9a and some SJ9s, I just SMACKED my way through all my work and managed to GO for the lunch!!

And boy, did we have a blast!

We went to Happy Seasons Restaurant in Jalan Genting Klang, after my friends went to go get their A-Levels certificates at TARC. (I'd taken it a few weeks ago) We hung out there for a while, talking to our lecturers and all. Put a note on Ms.Christina's table saying that we were there, sent our regards, and signed our names, because she wasn't in her office when we were hanging around.

The back section in the 'Winter' part of the restaurant that was reserved for 'functions only' was dominated by the 15 of us! (until a 10-people group came in later to celebrate one of their birthdays)

My goodness. We were loud. Really loud. We laughed so hard our tummies hurt. We were playing with the pillows that were put on our really comfortable and lethargic-inducing seats. We had really good food.

I HAD A REALLY AWESOME STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE (which was really really REALLY delicious! It was only RM5.80 and was MUCH BIGGER than I expected it to be!)

No disappointments there!

There were so many jokes going around the place, including Jooying's yelling of "CAN SEE TITS AND EVERYTHING!!!!" in the presence of the aforementioned 10-people group that made me want to just sink into my seat and disappear. Hahahaha

OF COURSE, there's no forgetting one of the big reasons we were having this gathering. We were gonna say BYE BYE to CK who is going to Australia for a year from next week onwards to train to become a pilot! Fooh.

I tell you, the ENTOURAGE we had going to the train station just to pick up this guy. EIGHT CARS went there. EIGHT! And there were 13 of us going there first, another 2 joined in later.

We said it was CK's wedding. He's the 'bride'. HAHAHAHA

I had an awesome day, really. I don't regret pushing my work until just now. It was worth spending the entire afternoon with them, especially after two really weird concept tests yesterday and today. Yayy!!!


See Jooying's Facebook album for pictures

ps. THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PICTURES FROM TODAY'S LUNCH, PLEASE EXPEDITE YOUR EFFORT TO POST ON FACEBOOK AND TAG TAG TAG! Thank you darlings

Solve this math puzzle

I'VE TRIED THIS ALREADY. IT'S DAMN MEMUASKAN WHEN YOU FINALLY GET THE ANSWER. TRY OUT THIS MATH QUESTION. IF YOU GET THE ANSWER, PrivateMessage ME YOUR ANSWER IN FACEBOOK (of course, if you HAVE me in Facebook). I'll tell you if your answer is right or not. Just an exercise for your maths-class-deprived minds!


Jim bought chocolates and gave half to Ken. Ken bought sweets and gave half to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim's sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and Ken's sweets to chocolates became 1:8. How many sweets did Ken buy?




next post: the lunch I had with my friends today.

Happyay Birthday Edwarday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDWARD! GOD BLESS YOU!

Have a super-duper awesome time in the 19th year of your life, and in many many more years to come!

And...you KNOW this was inevitable, *licklickhugssmooch* XD

REALLY REALLY IMMATURE

I read Jooying's post about this stupid ***** who stole Jooying's parking and even DARED to tunjuk marah and all that, and I just couldn't stand it, I simply MUST MUST MUST show you the link to her blog post.

http://jooying.blogspot.com/2009/10/jooying-is-very-pissed-with-arseholes.html

This type of people don't deserve HALF a speck of respect, and some more she can MARAH Jooying for 'not respecting her'.

Dah salah, tak nak mengaku pulak! And then can GO OVER AND START A FIGHT like as if it wasn't her fault!

Su liao, ko mai admit. Lu ho wa ane kwan eh lang, wa ho ee pak si.

WHAT. THE. FRACK.

To all, don't be like this douchebag uncivilised *****. And if you ever encounter people like her, REMEMBER TO TELL THEM THAT IT OBVIOUSLY TAKES TIME TO REVERSE PARK, AND THAT THEIR (the assholes') NAMES WEREN'T ON THE PARKING SPACE EITHER!! In fact, SQUASH an apology out of their insolent little asses if you have the time.

For heaven's sake, WHO THE HECK wants to respect these kind of people???
Are you saying that I'm supposed to RESPECT people who steal other people's parking spaces and can even have the CHEEK to come out and bloody tunjuk MARAH?? KO INGAT KO SIAPA NI?!?!

Never even said SORRY. *****.

Even if the PRIME MINISTER tries this on me, to HECK with you if you think I'm going to "RESPECT" your ass.

Andrea hates losing her stationery

I hate it when I lose things. They don't have to be big, expensive things, they can just be small things.

Like my eraser. And my ruler. I lost my eraser in one day, and my ruler in another.

All in the space of a chaotic week. And it's not like I chuck them around the place!

They just...

...walk away.

I get this awful, sour mood when I lose stationery that I use often. The feeling that makes you wanna just SMACK something in tak-puas-ness. Sheeesh.. X(

Ticking off my to-do list

Handed in my feature story for Journalism today. It was like a huge fracking CEMENT BUILDING lifted from my shoulders.

What! Yalar, you try and crank up a 1200-word feature story in ONE night after you decide to switch to a more interesting story because your initial story was crappy and empty, THEN tell me how you feel.

Got back results for Journalism News Story 2 and PR Group Oral Pitch. Nice grades. Something to rejoice about after such an awful week of work work work work work (next week's gonna be another whole episode of work work work too).

Kudos to Mini and Bob, my fellow PR group members. You know the Merdock presentation that we did? Yeah, that assignment. Yayyy XD



Got back Screen Studies Major Essay yesterday. Improved loads since the Film Review.

Still need to shorten my Film Script, the last assignment for Screen Studies. Due next Thursday.

And then I need to study for Marketing, Screen Studies and Journalism test.

And do my (stupid) Malaysian Studies presentation on "Women in Malaya during Japanese Occupation".


SO. MUCH. WORK. By the time next week's over, I'd be lucky if I'm not dead.

I can't WAIT for the 21st of November to cooooooommmmmmmmmmmme.... my last exams are around that daaaaaaaaate.....

Tony Pietra

Tony Pietra came to KDU today to give a talk to my class (Mass Comm degree) and the Mass Comm diploma students.

Who is he?

He's the director of the Malaysian TV series GHOST (showed on 8TV). It's the FIRST M'sian TV series that I don't gag at. In fact, I didn't scowl at it at all! It's good! =D

My class helped Ms.Anna set up a little earlier at the hall before the diploma students came in, and when he came, we were personally acquainted to him! Really polite guy =)

We used my laptop to play his DVDs, so I had to sit in front at the podium and tekan-tekan. Hahaha

He shared his experience working in the field, we asked him questions, he gave advice to aspiring directors and editors (he warned, PREPARE TO LOSE SLEEP) and he even let us watch episode 9 of Ghost Season 2.

I think very few people in that hall actually watched Ghost before (I followed Season 2, thanks to Sharon's influence), but after watching that ONE episode, everyone got excited and all!

After the talk, my class had lunch with him, Ms.Anna and another two KDU lecturers at Cafe 87. My first time eating there. Not bad. But next time, I wanna order the chicken. Hahah

We Talk Funny

ANDREA'S BLONDE MOMENT
Ms. Sheila was talking about a train that goes underwater (the Eurostar that can go from London to Paris. The tunnel is 31miles long, but only 23miles are underwater, so that's about less than 30 minutes' ride. The tunnel's interior is vacuum).

We were all fascinated by the idea of it, and were wondering if you'd suddenly get a shock from some shark or whale that decides to SMACK itself near the train. Ms.Sheila said that it was too dark to see anything further than a few feet. Sometimes she could see small fish here and there.

I wanted to say that I'd surely draw the curtains open to get whatever view I can get, but what came out was this...

Andrea: Ooooh...so when you go underwater you'd open the windows la...



MINI'S BLONDE MOMENT
Bob was telling Mini how NASA was going to bomb the moon (a tiny part la, just for some experiment or dunno what)...

Mini: At least not the sun la...

Begging Me

I have people BEGGING me, can you believe it? It gets funnier and funnier all the time!

Hahahahahahahaha



On a darker note,

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST LOWLIFE DOUCHEBAGS WHO PUT (or rather, ARE) CRAP IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO MISERABLE TO ADMIT THAT THEIR LIFE SUCKS.

Honestly, I'd bash these people's faces inwards.

MIND the violence.

The Dog

Mr. Balan's joke in journalism class today:


A Singaporean dog wanted to cross over the border to Malaysia.

So it did.

When it got to Johor Bahru, it met a Johorian dog, who asked "Why are you coming over here??? Singapore is such a beautiful place!"

The Singaporean dog answered,



"I want to bark."


LMAO!

Okay I got my Galaxie magazine!!!

Wheeeeee

Jensen Jensen Jensen =DDDDDD

CONGRATULATIONS SOON CHEE KEONG

Yeah. FULL NAME, CK! Hahahahaha

Congratulations for being one of ten people who were picked to go for AirAsia's Cadet Pilot Program! Fooh..CADET, man!

haha..AWESOME!

We're all so so proud of you CK! You and Michelle better keep me updated on whatever outing you guys are planning. Please don't kill me by making the outing before December, I HAVE EXAMS!


ps.
Still no Galaxie Magazine for me.

Hmph..

The bookshop at KDU didn't have it yesterday and day before.

I'm gonna try again today.


OOH! We had our "Merdock" photoshoot yesterday!! hahahaha

Photos up in Facebook soon!

Wisdom, galaxies and postage

My upper left and bottom right wisdom teeth are out by a small fraction.

They have been for quite a while now, but RIGHT NOW, my upper left one (which has come out more than the other one) keeps brushing against my inner cheek, and it hurts!

I even have an ulser there. Great.

What's more, all my teeth are SHARP!

So the new ones that are coming out are super freshly sharp.

Oww...

I'm DEFINITELY going to get my wisdom teeth OUT, but I'll have to wait till the holidays to do it.


ps. I wanna buy the current issue of Galaxie Magazine, I think I'll go to the newsstand on the way to class to get it right after this cause there's NO way I'm gonna miss it. Hehe.. Any guesses why? =)

pss. CAN THESE PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF SENDING THE STUPID MOVIE FROM AUSTRALIA TO MALAYSIA SEND IT ALREADY!???! I've been waiting for MORE than a WEEK! My presentation is supposed to happen THIS WEDNESDAY (postponed from LAST Wednesday), and since they've CHANGED it from SAMSON & DELILAH to SOMEOTHERCRAPPYMUGICAN'TREMEMBERTHENAME, I have NO IDEA what the movie's about, and neither can I watch it yet (cause I HAVE Samson & Delilah at home; that would've been so convenient for me).
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!?!?! DIDN'T YOU PAY POSTAGE?!! This is part of my overall assessment we're talking about!!

Toilets can bring people together

Yes they can. Or, at least, SOME people think they can.

Read today's TheStar, page 2.

'1Toilet' plan to let teachers and students mingle freely.

Really????

It goes on.

Apparently,

So they're trying to say that toilets make people come together. In this case, students and teachers will come together. And sharing toilets with the people who educate them will inspire them to excel further in their education.

HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK THE STUDENTS ARE????????????????

Sharing toilets, honestly, DOES NOT EVER mean that you're 'on par' with anyone else!

I mean, it's okay if they want to remove the toilet restriction that most schools practice now (where the teachers' toilets are only to be used by teachers and staff, not students) because it's not like they're a different species respectively nor are they divided by a diseased/not diseased barrier or something. We're human beings and we should treat each other as equals, so sharing toilets is FINE.

BUT, it is NOT fine that they think that by introducing this policy, they're moving to 'liberalise' education. It has absolutely nothing to do with liberalising education! Why don't they focus on creating more effective classroom education and interaction like they should?

Also, I DID think about them moving to encourage teachers and students to sit within a common space in the canteen during recess instead, and as I read further, I found that they've covered this part.


Okay, good. At least students can sit and eat with their teachers during recess. That's REAL mingling. That's ONE consolation I give to the policy

But really, the 1Toilet movement... I feel like it's insulting the students. They think that just by letting the students pee at the same place their teachers do (don't mind my bluntness), it's going to create "oneness" between the two groups.

Yeah right.

Only in Terrenganu.

So far.

Rick Miller performs Bohemian Rhapsody

The possibility of a poster

Oooooooooooo!!!!!

Shawnee got a quote, HUGE ASS, unquote Harry Potter poster for meeeee!!!!

Nyahahahahaha

She told me AGES ago that she did, but the both of us were never able to meet up or anything, and I totally forgot all about it until recently, when she reminded me.

She's such a sweetie for keeping it for me and all.

I can't wait to see it and even more, see her!

SHAWNEEHHHH!!!! *licklickhugssmooch*

Love Story meets Viva La Vida

The things these super talented people do to this song.

I don't mean that in a bad way.

I'm saying it's BRILLIANT!

Ray the Firefly

He's sexeh!!! hahahahahaha

His name is Ray, and he's a firefly.

He's THE firefly in Disney's upcoming "The Princess and the Frog" animated motion picture.

Cute gila. And he IS gila. hahahahah LOOK AT HIM!



His butt glows. Haha.. OF COURSE it does, he's a firefly.

And he's PROUD of his butt.

Look, he's tapping it.


Hahahaha.. Made you look again!

You must must must go and watch the trailer for Princess and the Frog.

There's one part where he sings, or rather, tries to get a couple of storks to sing WITH him.

"ONE MORE TIME! It don't matter whatcha look like, it don't... nooobody gonna sing with Rayyyyyy....owhkay."

I was laughing when I first watched that part, and STILL AM laughing!

Ray rocks!!

Secret Crowds by Angels and Airwaves

(If I had my own world)
(I'd build you an empire)

If I had my own world
I'd fill it with wealth and desire
A glorious past to admire
And voices of kids out walking dogs,
Birds, planes, cleanest cars

If I had my own world
I'd love it for all that's inside it
There'd be no more wars, death or riots
There'd be no more police, packed-parking lots,
Guns, bombs sounding off

If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

If I had my own world
I'd show you the life that's inside it
The way that it glows when you find it
The way it survives with its families,
Friends or its enemies

Let's make this a new world
I swear you can go if you want to
I know that you have it within you
Inventing the first clean and usable,
God's greatest miracle

If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Capo

I finally got a capo yesterday!

Now I can play so many other songs that needs you to use the capo when you play.

Wheeeeeee

^0^

The Panda

Mr. Alwyn told us this joke today during our Marketing class. Took us tired and hungry people 2.5 seconds (according to his count) to digest the joke. Hahahaha




A panda walks into a restaurant.
It takes out a machine gun and starts SHOOTING everything and everyone like MAD

*imagine my lecturer going superspeed, screaming BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!! with action and all*

The restaurant goes into chaos (of course), everyone runs and hides, and then, when the panda stops shooting, it goes over to some food, and *yes, obviously*, STARTS EATING.

The restaurant manager sticks his head out from behind the counter and screams
"WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM!? WHAT'CHA DO THAT FOR?!?!"

The panda shoots at the ceiling *more BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!* and tells the manager, "Check the dictionary", and leaves.

The manager opens up a dictionary,...






"Panda: A bearlike animal from China and Tibet, eats shoots and leaves."